Money doesn’t buy happiness.
Do you live in America?
Because it buys a wave runner.
You ever see a sad person on a wave runner?
Have you? Seriously, have you?
Try to frown on a wave runner. 

Verdict: It’s not possible.

On Sunday, I bought happiness. I rented a jet ski (the internet tells me there is not much difference between a jet ski and wave runner, by the way). Sadly, I went the cheap route and rented it via a Groupon, so I only got a 30 minute ride. It was an awesome 30 minutes, I think my face looked like this for the first 10:

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I didn’t get any pictures of me on the jet ski becuase I was solo and taking a selfie on a jet ski would be stupid. But I did creep around 31st Street Harbor & Beach for some pictures afterward. (Not my first time.)

31st St Beach, Chicago

Chicago Jet Ski rentals runs a fine operation at the south end of the harbor. I had about a 15 minute wait for a jet ski to come back, so they let me use a stand-up paddleboard around the harbor at no additional charge.

31st St Beach, Chicago

The staff helping some other folks with their jet skis and banana boat.

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Selfie on land.

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31st Street Harbor.

31st St Beach, Chicago

31st Street Beach. (Just like North Ave Beach, but backward, yes?)

31st St Beach, Chicago


31st St Beach, Chicago

This is what I did, only not as close to other boats or jet skis.

31st St Beach, Chicago

When I was out on the jet ski, I thought it would be a fun thing to do with my mom (she’s the adverterous one), and I need to remember this move if we do.

31st St Beach, Chicago

Haters gonna hate.


So, funny story. When I saw the jet ski Groupon, I asked my husband if he wanted me to buy one for him, but he said no, he doesn’t like jet skiing. I thought that was weird, but he has a lot of weird likes/dislikes, and we’ve been together long enough that I just shrug and move on. (And I didn’t want to wait around for someone else to also buy the Groupon and then try to schedule a time to go together before the summer ends, so I figured I would just do this solo.)

After I got back from jet skiing, we were running errands, and I was telling him about the experience. Then I asked him what about jet skiing he doesn’t like, becasue frankly, I was curious. He said something about how he couldn’t really get a hang of it. I pried further – how do you not get the hang of it? He said his skis kept going underwater and he couldn’t stand up.

At which point I asked him if he meant he doesn’t like water skiing. I was talking about jet skiing. Your own personal water-motorcycle.

Turns out, he would have loved to go jet skiing!

Turns out, 6+ years of marriage is NOT enough to figure out this whole communication thing …