I haven’t checked the search terms that have led people to my blog in awhile. Thanks for the chuckle.

  • cheat shamrock shuffle chicago (really? REALLY?)
  • fast women (I hope you found what you were looking for … but I have a feeling you didn’t)
  • gay men in 47112 (boy did you come to the wrong place)
  • hardcore mag (‘sup …. oh … you probably meant magazine)
  • heart rate bra (sounds practical!)
  • how to sprain your wrist playing soccer (glad I could help!)
  • i hate having a uterus (don’t we all)
  • living in a van down by the river (stay in school, kids)
  • nerd sweater vest (I blame Kelly)
  • ninja 5K chicago (tell me more!)
  • trail running and eating bugs (I don’t recommend it)
  • why cats are awesome (!!!!!!)

Anyway, I feel obligated to include this.